Saturday, March 3, 2012

Mass Effect Girl!

What's better than cosplaying a character?  Just paint yourself as a Mass Effect logo...  Sorta.

Harley's Card

You gotta play the hand your dealt.

Fem-Sheppard

Male or Female this is probably the best Commander Sheppard cosplay I've seen to date.

Gears of Cosplay

Nice Lancer.  One might say that it is Unreal.... Bazinga.

Time Best Cover Ever

I don't know if this is just fan art or if Time actually went to print with this but regardless its the best Time cover I have ever seen.

Chair Cat is Bored on Caturday


I Remember Music


There was a time when I used to really enjoy music, however it seems that time has passed.  This picture for some reason made me nostalgic. I miss the time when music was entertaining, when it felt like the bands I was listening to still cared about the music they were making.  There's still a handful of groups out there that out out quality material, it's just is sucks to the albums that come out worth listening to are so few and far between.  This might be me getting old to because the bands I do find myself taking an interest in now are nothing at all like the bands that I used to like, I've mellowed out in my old age.  Regardless I don't know that the downward trend in music is going to change, at least not in my opinion.  Maybe someday kids will learn to be creative with there aggression but  considering how over privileged kids find themselves  anymore I doubt it.

Friday, March 2, 2012

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Stormtrooper Cosplay

This looks more like a, photoshoot than cosplay but its fun regardless.

Harley Quinn Cos

Yeah why not

Undead Snow White

All right, Snow White looks creepy here, won't argue that but it is a pretty wicked concept.  Good to see people take the time to be creative like this still.

Portal Cats!

People love Portal. People love cats.  This picture is relevant.

Dragon Born Dog.. Dogvakiin?

Amazing! Makes me wish my dog would hold still when I put a costume on him.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Attack of the Killer Sushi


Not since Attack of the Killer Tomatoes has the world been so terrified of its own dinner!

Tucker and Dale vs Evil: Review



Tucker and Dale vs. Evil is a rarity in film anymore.  This movie is so fun that it really has put pretty much every horror movie I have seen in recent memories to shame, and I'm no even 100% sure I would call it a horror movie.  The movie really depicts our two heroes (Tucker and Dale) as they set out to go fishing, come across a bunch of kids skinny dipping and help a girl that knocked her self out falling off some rocks.  As the movie progresses, the injured girls buddies assume that she has been kidnapped by the two hillbillies in the swamp and take it upon themselves to "rescue" their friend in distress.  These kids are not very good at playing hero and what ensues is a series of unfortunate events drenched in the blood of stupid teenagers in some of the most comical dismemberment I have seen in quite some time.  The style of the movie has a very dirty gritty feel to it, it reminded me a lot Evil Dead 2, just had that home made fun gore feeling where it doesn't really scare you and you just want more every second of the movie.  This is a great "after the bar" type of movie, it doesn't over think itself and as a result the audience doesn't need to over think either.  Tucker and Dale is exactly what a gore/genre flick should be a story to switch off and enjoy with a few brews and a smile on your face.  I highly recommend Tucker and Dale vs Evil to anyone who enjoys a movie with friends, by themselves or just looking to have a great time and laugh for an hour and a half of gore and micro-chaos.  Cheers. 

FemJoker

Doesn't really make sense but does it really need to?

Batwoman Tough As Nails

So this is how it might look if Nolan had casted a woman as Batman.  It's a little disappointing that this bat suit does not feature prominent nipples like the ones displayed in Batman & Robin.

A Star Wars Comic

I like this, it's cute.

Megamind Review


Kids movies are really quite different now from when I was a kid, and for the most part this is a good thing.  It seems that companies like Dreamworks and Pixar are more aware than ever in attempting to make movies that appeal for a more vast audience.  Megamind certainly falls into this type of movie, which is one of the movies strengths.  As a whole Megamind is entertaining, well animated, colorful and fun.  That being said there was nothing about Megamind that really thrilled me all that much either.  The story was ok, but didn't really make me laugh.  The characters were given enough of an identity but really didn't make me all that interested in them; and the voice work was full of actors that I really am getting tired of hearing their voice through the speakers of my tv (Jonnah Hill especially).  The story doesn't feel overly original and if you want a better animated Superhero movie for kids not based off an existing comic book your better off watching The Incredibles, however if you have a child at home and want something different to watch Megamind is a worthy title for a movie night at home.

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Turians in Sync

I don't know why but it looks like these guys should be a Turian boy band.

Say It Like It Is



Gameboy Dress

This dress is awesome, I'm gonna by it for my lady!

Harley Quinn Busting In?

Get her Harley!

Finally

We all want it, why hasn't this happened yet?

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Classy Lighting

Ok, maybe not classy, but I do think that these beer bottle/can lights are a pretty neat and fun idea to light your own personal bar.

What Toys are Made For

Awwe yeah, wiggle it for the lego-ladies....

The Cult of Tali

Tali isn't my favorite of the Mass Effect universe but one can't deny a good costume.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Rarr Music!

Best Speaker System Ever!

FemVenom

Venom might have been better as a woman.

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My Thoughts Exactly

I fucking hate Rick's slut wife on The Walking Dead, it's good to see that the internet seems to agree with me.

You Are The Father!

Like Vader had any doubt.  And lets pretend for a second that Vader didn't know, wouldn't he just force choke the shit out of Maury in rage?  Now that I think about it we need to put Darth Vader on the Maury Povich show.

Trooping On The Boardwalk

Nothing like a nice day on the town in Storm Trooper garb.

Hell-gender flip

Gotta love it.  Hellboy is awesome, even when not a boy.

A Nolan Bat Logo Mash Up

I really like this, an awesome mash up of Batman's logo off of all 3 of Nolan's films.  Honestly If I saw this in a store I'd probably buy it without hesitation. I need something new over my bed.

JarJar Slipped on Dooda

To bad they didn't get to him before Episode 1.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Bat-Iron Man

What happens when Batman and Iron Man hook up with the same woman at the same time and get her all knocked up yet somehow its both their baby because, well because they're Batman and Iron Man? This happens Bat-Iron Man!  The richest drunkest robo bad guy punching tough guy ever!!! Bow to him criminals and super villains! Also, ladies, it is acceptable to throw yourself at Bat-Iron man, no one would blame you.

Everything Must Go Review

Everything Must Go has been by far the worst movie offering I have come across from 2010.   The movie is so bad that I don't even know where to start my tirade of hate for this film but I'm going to try.  Be forewarned that this isn't a review where I will shy to far from possible spoilers for two reasons; first hopefully you won't feel the need to waste two hours of your life on this movie and second there isn't much to spoil.  So here we go.  

Everything Must Go is the story of Nick Hasley (Will Ferrell) who is a drunken lower who gets fired from his job right at the start of the movie left by his wife and spends his time sitting on his lawn drinking ludicrous amounts of PBR and making the audience bored and a little depressed.   At no point did I feel sorry for this character, in fact if the choice was made to have his liver explode and Nick Hasley die a miserable lonely life on his front lawn capped off by a stray dog urinating on his cold dead body it would have improved the movie.  The character does try to make a few small connections with a neighborhood kid that he trys to "enlighten" and a new neighbor that moves on the block, but both these relationships feel pity based and both seem to be blindly giving this guy a chance to disappoint them for a variety of reasons.  The only saving grace I found in the movie was the casting of Stephen Root, but his screen time in the movie is so brief that it doesn't make up for anything.  

If you really feel the need to watch a bad movie there's far better ways to do it,  do yourself a favor and rent something like Sharktopus.   At least that is supposed to be bad and you can get a few good laughs out of it.

Getting Hippy

Quinn has the hips going here,  not like that's a complaint.

Tetris Tights

These tights are retro-rad.  All women should wear them.

Wait a Minute

Most these characters weren't chicks!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Yee-Haw

This would make a good bumper sticker.

Cylon Stealth Vessel

This is some British stealh plane but seriously it looks way way to much like a Cylon to be trusted.

Coppertone This!

I'd buy a sunscreen bottle with this on it