Ok the majority of people who have really been funny in the last year are in this and Emma Stone looks good and good cause and such. Check it out
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
I think everyone has heard this story by now, some chick in Florida bit some old dude and was all "bluh i vant to suck your blood!!" and bit the dude, dude said "crazy bitch! I want you to suck something but not blood!" and then some police were called and someone was arrested. Pretty boring story but there is a small amount of fun that came out of it, this rousing police report! This is the kind of thing you get framed and keep on your wall for the rest of your life and when your parents come over and ask "have you learned your lesson" you respond "yeah mom, I never should have told him my plan, I knew you made me watch all those James Bond movies for a reason but my mind was cluttered with delusions of Twilight and True Blood. I will keep this amazing and often amusing document as a testament to my commitment to eat people in a more timely fashion."