Vaca Part 2

Day 2 up north and today is the day of the wedding. Not my wedding but there is an open bar.  With any luck the image above will resemble our hotel room by 7am.  Beer, Check. Whiskey, Check. Vodka, Check. Rum, Check.

Vaca Part 1

Captains log, day 1 of vacation and I find myself in a new town surrounded by the locals who seem to have a strange disposition of themselves and are more well off than I tend to be.  Thank Christ I found a liquor store that keeps Jameson Special Reserve in stock, as well as Founders Dirty Bastard Scotch Ale.  This along with the 30pk of PBR will serve me well.  The next two days bring a multitude of family outings open bars and bumper boats, I will report my findings as to how to handle these situations as they present themselves.  I am told the hotel we will seek shelter in has the "wi-fi" and that this will allow my connection to the outside sources of the world that we call the interwebs.  If this turns out to be true I will report my findings post haste.   may the force be with us all.

It Looks Like Your Trying To Create A Matrix

College Humor has remade The Matrix as if it was ran in Windows XP and this vision of the sci-fi classic is almost as epic and visionary as the feature film that inspired it.  Not sure what I found to be more funny about this, the fact that they included clippy or the ending of this video.  It's hilarious and the gags in the movie are things that all of us have expierenced and one time or another.   

Hairy Palms

That's right ladies, don't lie, you all want the gentle stroke of fur against your skin.

Ironettes, Might be why Iron Man is Drinking.

These are the Ironettes, some Iron Man themed dance group that performed recently at the Japan Expo.  Yeah, I guess this is fun, I mean why why not.  Anyway the video is fun I guess, Iron T&A.

Asian Tough Guys

Yeah Asian tough guys!! Why don't I ever see dudes like this walking around, these look like the kind of ninjas that would kidnap the president...

Obi-Wan Katalkshow

I don't know why but it kind of surprises me that Ewan McGregor has a sense of humor about being in Star Wars.  I guess this shouldn't surprise me but I always kind of figured he would have been one of those stars who after the movie would have instantly been like "Don't call me Obi-Wan!"  Either way this is a pretty fun clip.  Too bad when he had that ball or whatever it was thrown at him to hit that the toy saber didn't cut the thing in half.

Harry Potter, Ladies Man

Nope, I haven't seen the new movie, I just found this to be an extremely funny comic.  Harry's face is epic

Movie Tech

This is a pretty cool article about how Hollywood both fails and wins at using tech in films, not sure I agree with every point but a fun quick read for sure. Check it out @Tested.