So it would seem that Taco Bell is making a taco shell our of Nacho Cheese Doritos. I dont give a fuck what anyone says this is a neon orange catastrophic fake ass meat filled failure. Seriously, why the hell can't the fat fucks that go to taco bell 5 times a week just be content with a normal god damn taco. Meat Cheese and Lettuce. thats all you fucking need!! Taco Bell your barely food to begin with, stop fucking with the few things that you have done right.
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Yay Hobbits! Well at least we know that something is actually happening in terms of production now on this movie. Also Peter Jackson got skinny.
Theres not a lot I have to say on this clip but its sure cool stuff.
My god, this is fucking hilarious. The onion hits again with another wonderful video. Why can't real news be this entertaining. Fuck the weather!
I don't really know what I expected when I sat down to watch Due Date. I think I went into the movie with relatively low expectations and hoping for for something that would just kinda allow me to switch off my brain and enjoy. Thats pretty much what I got. Though the movie was not nearly as slapstick as I had expected it was certainly not a movie that I had to think to much about and the flick had plenty of funny lines and stupid moments. What I will say about this movie is that if Robert Downy Jr. was not the star of the movie I really don't think I would have enjoyed it the same way. I'm not saying this is a movie that should win the guy an Oscar, not by any means, but I do think his delivery and his demeanor make the role and ultimately the movie. Listen to me talking like I'm an actor, fucking hilarious.
Overall this movie is probably a 3/5
Thursday, April 14, 2011
This school bus hauls ass, and therefore it is awesome!! This innocent school bus is fitted with a jet engine for an F4 Phantom fighter jet, the result is a school bus that has a total of 42,000 hp, and can travel at a top speed of 367 MPH. Need I state a second time that this is awesome. The only thing that could really make it better at this point is if the driver got out and it was Otto from The Simpsons. I am amused.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
For the last few years the most reassuring sign that winter was over and that we were ready to move into spring was always seeing the first 6 packs of Bell's Oberon hitting the shelves, sadly this year Bell's has decided that beer fans such as myself no longer need to enjoy their summer beer of choice as intended. The picture above shows a fresh batch of Bell's Oberon 2011 which is a landmark batch of beer, but not in the way that I would like it to be. This is the first time since I discovered how great beer is that a the Bell's Brewery has let me down. This beer is dull, lacks body and flavor and is all around bland in comparison to Oberon's of past and frankly I'm pissed about it. Even the color of the damn beer is off, never have I purchased a Bell's Ale that I was able to see through, however in 2011 the best selling brew, the beer that put Bell's on the map has changed and is now translucent, fucking wonderful.
This is what a Bell's Oberon SHOULD look like. Note that the brew is not see through, it has product of microbrew goodness still within its thick yet refreshing body. This years batch has left me totally distraught, not only do I need to go on a search now for a new summer brew of choice but at $9-$11 a 6 pack I feel ripped off. Instead of getting the quality product I love and was willing to pay the extra money for I got what seems like a knock off of a once legend of summer brews. I feel like Budweiser produced this swill and just pissed it into bottles for the masses to be fooled into drink.
My message is simple, and I hope someone at the Bells Brewery reads this. If you want to fuck around and make a pussified sellout bitch of a beer fine, I don't care everyone needs to get paid right? However if you choose to continue to fuck up the things that you have done right in the past (Oberon, Amber, Best Brown, Double Cream Stout, etc) not only will you annoy me but you will push me to stop buying your product. There is no shortage of good beer out there, heres hoping that I can stick with my brand of choice.
I was really excited for Paul when I first heard about the movie. I love the combo of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost which of course brought back all my fond memories of Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Keeping with the same style of comedy the duo now takes aim at a new genre to poke fun at Sci-Fi. Paul doesn’t take you on a overblown special effects orgy, its just well written good fun. Both Pegg and Frost are witty while hitting on a ton of subject matter that sci-fi geeks like my self will totally get nerd boners over. Seth Rogen is also about as on as he has been in years for Paul, I was worried at first that Paul would be overshadowed by that stupid stoner laugh of his which hasn’t really been funny in years. Thankfully this was not the case. I don’t like to give out spoilers so I am just going to say them movie moves smoothly and is honestly one of the funniest movies I have seen in quite some time. I look forward to seeing this movie again in the near future.
Overall Rating 4/5